MOW MONEY
Thanks to my brother Leon for this memory. The worst part about mowing a lawn with a gas-powered mower is everything. If you’ve ever had to siphon gas out of a truck or just filled the mower tank from a gas can, the probability that you’d get poisoned by accidentally drinking gasoline or spill enough on yourself that you’d catch fire by just being in the sun is one hundred percent.
It’s ninety percent probable that you’ll lose a toe.
Yet, we played this game of Russian Roulette every weekend!
