DE COLORES
You gotta try all the colors, right? When it comes to pan or sodas, you gotta try them all. Pro tip: not all in one sitting, nor even all in the same day. Your body can only absorb four colors per day. Probably. Look it up! #fact #probably.
The title refers to the song “De Colores.” We sing it all the time and for almost every occasion. It’s one of the happiest songs about color that features three Spanish language poultry onomatopoeia.
(Spoiler: Ron is Rum)