PATATÚS

Old world medicine relies on a balance between opposites. Hot and cold, wet and dry, soft and hard. It’s brilliant in its simplicity.

Also, it gives you just enough knowledge to make sweeping and unsubstantiated medical pronouncements at any family gatherings.

“Your headache is caused by the cold air on your head. Grow your hair long and avoid headaches in six to eight months from now!

When you see them at the next family gathering, ask if they have a headache. I bet you it works.

PS. I didn’t realize that The Patatús was a dance sensation: https://youtu.be/iQUMTeDjAyg