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Big thanks to my brother Leon for his first-person accounts of all the bloodiest brother battles.
With seven boys in our family, survival was not guaranteed. You needed to have a good self defense strategy because you never knew where the next attack would come from.
We all had weapons we collected. Ninja stars, lead pipes, nunchucks... But the best defense was distraction and humor. If you could make the fight about words and not punches, you might survive.
Or you could just scream uncontrollably until your parents have to get involved.
By the way… Nunchucks!!